Sunday, November 14, 2010

girl nutkin in the BA: picking up some PARSley and pausing for .

(this situation started with the purpose of being a real-time-ish, snarky-bit of the annual ritual of self-proclaiming one's fabulousness. however, as i was stream-of-consciousness writing, i am now pausing it until continuing after this evening because of this.pars-ley defined . a bet on the word (by andy) before this morning's farmers market routine.

it is not only around the actual green stuff used for recipes but also around the figurative-ish green stuff (i.e. money).

  1. (noun from merriam-webster): a European biennial herb (Petroselinum crispum) of the carrot family widely grown for its finely dissected curly or flat leaves which are used as an herb or garnish; also: the leaves;
  2. (noun from entrepreneur): (my attribution of the "figurative parsley") An analysis of an employee's work habits undertaken at a set place in sentence to see the stage to which stated objectives and expectations have been reached;
  3. (noun from andy): an annual cubeopolis ritual of present and tell;
  4. (verb from girlnutkin): the act of planned procrastination to make for an annual cubeopolis ritual of evidence and tell.
PARSley or just PARS . it is a simple acronym for performance appraisal review system - the end of the year thumbs-up or thumbs-down appearance and tell dance in cubeopolis. (remind yourself from the performance reviews fiber break in late october)however, this morn, i have renamed it as people are really servants - lemme explain y'all.real-time PARSley-ing .i will blog as i PARSley, so I can at least stay focussed and finish(!).while watching mass navigate the farmers market crowd and smilingpolitely at people in the coffee house, i spent the morning and am spendingthis afternoon at the wi-fi coffee house prepping my pars - a series ofpaper work exercises - a self-assessment, a design for my professionaldevelopment, and my transmittal cover memo.sunday morning thing . i usually stroll the farmers market in campbell (or sometimes palo alto, oakland, or wherever) to purchase produce and flowers, to people follow and listen, and maybe to clean up more food-stuff at whole foods down the street. this morning's campbell jaunt had an added touch. as andy reminded me betimes this morning via text - PARSley. (i have been remiss. so here's how i am parsley-ing out my time . time stamp START: 10:37 AM
  • ~2 hours spent making relatively minor revisions to the one-page declaration of future year's career goals and objectives (aka updating my professional development plan)
    • and an added ~1 hour sprinkled-in catching up on facebook, security blogkets, twitter, and new and old/vintage music
    time stamp END: ~ 1:16 PM
  • ~1 hours spent composing 1 of 6 parts of my multi-page declaration of fabulousness and of kick-ass-i-am-the-shiznit
    • ~30 hour sprinkled-in catching up on more facebook, listening to all things sade, and reading tweets
    time stamp END: ~2:30 PM
... and so i came across the real sad tidings of my friend's husband, who died this afternoon a pair of hours ago.
PARSley is on guard for now.

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